What happened last night…

Ever since honeys was wearin Sassons.

SCORES

👑TIE BREAKER WINNER👑
1st place: BANGARANG – 5400

2nd place: DOCTOR KARATE – 5400
3rd place: ENDANGERED FECES – 5100

OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 4800
VAN BUREN BOYS – 4600
2 INCHES MAKES A DIFFERENCE – 4600
THE FLYING DELOREANS – 4400
NANCY, JUST SAY NO TO THE LIGHT – 4400
TEAM BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH – 4300
PLEASE CLAP – 4200
MY COUCH PULLS OUT – 4200
AND IN SECOND PLACE… – 3800

STANDINGS

1st: BANGARANG – 61
2nd: CONQUIZTADORES – 44
3rd: HAMSBOLLAH – 39

STILL SNEAKING UP:

ENDANGERED FECES 37 (JUST 2 PTS BEHIND 3RD!)

OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 36

BONUS QUESTION

Q: IN “GAME OF THRONES”, WHICH HOUSE’S SIGIL IS A CLUSTER OF GRAPES? A: HOUSE REDWYNE

Guessing team: NANCY, JUST SAY NO TO THE LIGHT

They got it: WRONG

Jackpot is now at: $400!!!

See you all next week!

FYI:

What happened last night…

Ask any mermaid you happen to see.

QUOTE OF THE NIGHT:

big buck of the lick

SCORES

1st place: SWEATPANTS BONER – 6300
2nd place: HAMSBOLLAH – 5800
3rd place: EVERYONE HATES ANDY – 5700

BANGARANG – 5600
ENDANGERED FECES – 5500
THE FLYING DELOREANS – 5200
OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 5100
VAN BUREN BOYS – 4400
THE HATEFUL EIGHT MY BABY – 4200

STANDINGS

1st: BANGARANG – 57
2nd: CONQUIZTADORES – 44
3rd: HAMSBOLLAH – 39

Still sneaking up:

ENDANGERED FECES + OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 35

BONUS QUESTION

Q: What two items are on the seal of the USA Dept of Treasury? (Aside from the chevron and stars.)

A: SCALES AND KEY

Guessing team: SWEATPANTS BONER

They got it: WRONG

Jackpot is now at: $350!

See you all next week!

FYI:

What happened last night…

Cashmere.

i-carried-a-watermelon i-carried-a-watermelon-2

SCORES

1st place: BANGARANG – 5600
2nd place: ENDANGERED FECES – 5200
3rd place: HAMSBOLLAH – 5100

HULU & SCREW – 4900
THE CROCKPOTS – 4900
VAN BUREN BOYS – 4700
OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 4400
THE FLYING DELOREANS – 4300
THE TRIGGER WARNINGS – 3800
AND IN SECOND PLACE… – 3600
SWEATPANTS BONER – 3200
CORNHOLES BY PROXY BY THE WESTSIDE BOOYAG DOUBLE UPONIO – 3200

STANDINGS

1st: BANGARANG – 56
2nd: CONQUIZTADORES – 44
3rd: HAMSBOLLAH – 36

Sneaking up:

ENDANGERED FECES + OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 34

BONUS QUESTION

Q: Who was the only Supreme Court Justice to ever be impeached?

A: Samuel Chase

Guessing team: HULU & SCREW

They got it: WRONG

Jackpot is now at: $300!

See you all next week!

FYI:

What happened last night…

Q: What is directly above the stratosphere? A: Cher.

SCORES

1st place: CONQUIZTADORES – 6100
2nd place: BANGARANG – 6000
3rd place: VAN BUREN BOYS – 5500
3rd place: THE FLYING DELOREANS – 5500

ENDANGERED FECES – 5300
IN DOG BEERS, WE’VE ONLY HAD ONE – 5300
DIRTY COSBYS – 5100
KYLO REN FAIR – 4900
OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 4600
PORK SOUVLAKI ALL-STARS – 4300

STANDINGS

1st: BANGARANG – 52
2nd: CONQUIZTADORES – 44
3rd: HAMSBOLLAH – 34

Sneaking up:

OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 33
ENDANGERED FECES – 31

BONUS QUESTION

Q: Who was Marge’s senior year prom date in The Simpsons?

A: ARTIE ZIFF

Guessing team: OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS

They got it: WRONG

Jackpot is now at: $250

See you all next week!

FYI:

What happened last night…

Two words: Monstar’s Anthem.

SCORES

1st place: HAMSBOLLAH – 5700 ★TIE BREAKER WINNER★

2nd place: ENDANGERED FECES – 5700

3rd place: CONQUIZTADORES – 5600

BANGARANG – 5300
OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 5200
VAN BUREN BOYS – 5100
THE FLYING DELOREANS – 4700
DICK FUNNEL – 4700
POR ZIN GAWD – 4300
SWEATPANTS BONER – 4200
AND IN SECOND PLACE… – 4100

STANDINGS

1st: BANGARANG – 49
2nd: CONQUIZTADORES – 40
3rd: HAMSBOLLAH – 34

Dropped to 4th:
OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 32
Sneaking up:
ENDANGERED FECES – 30

BONUS QUESTION

Q: On the very first Seinfeld episode, the scene opens with George and Jerry debating the placement of what?

A: SHIRT BUTTONS

Guessing team: POR ZIN GAWD

They got it: WRONG

Jackpot is now at: $200

See you all next week!

Until then:

FYI:

What happened last night… ★ Scores & more ★

Thank you very much.

SCORES

1st place: CONQUIZTADORES – 6200 ★TIE BREAKER WINNER★

2nd place: ENDANGERED FECES – 6200

3rd place: BANGARANG – 6000

OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 5700
THE FLYING DELOREANS – 5700
DEAD LAST – 5400
VAN BUREN BOYS – 5300
HULU & SCREW – 5100
SWEATPANTS LONERS – 5000
QUIZ IN MY PANTS – 4700
LITTLE LEBOWSKI URBAN ACHIEVERS – 4500
OBAMA CAREBEARS – 4500

STANDINGS

1st: BANGARANG – 48
2nd: CONQUIZTADORES – 38
3rd: OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 31

Dropped to 4th:
HAMSBOLLAH – 30
Sneaking up:
ENDANGERED FECES – 27

BONUS QUESTION

Q: What was the name of the district 2 male in the 74th hunger games?

A: CATO

Guessing team: ENDANGERED FECES

They got it: WRONG

Jackpot is now at: $150

See you all next week!

FYI:

What happened last night… ★ Scores & more ★

One giant leap…

SCORES

1st place: HEY MAN, NICE MARMOT – 5600 ★TIE BREAKER WINNER★

2nd place: CONQUIZTADORES – 5600

3rd place: VAN BUREN BOYS – 5500

TWATS – 5100
OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 4900
BANGARANG – 4700
HAMSBOLLAH – 4500
ENDANGERED FECES – 4100
THE FLYING DELOREANS – 4100
WHAT’S OUR TEAM NAME? – 3500
KING OF QUEENS – 3500

STANDINGS

1st: BANGARANG – 46
2nd: CONQUIZTADORES – 34
3rd: OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 30
3rd: HAMSBOLLAH – 30

BONUS QUESTION

Q: What was Charles Dickens first novel?

A: THE PICKWICK PAPERS

Guessing team: THE FLYING DELOREANS

They got it: WRONG

Jackpot is now at: $100

See you all next week!

FYI:

What happened last night… ★ Scores & more ★

Bingo! Dino DNA…

SCORES

1st place: CONQUIZTADORES – 5700

2nd place: BANGARANG – 5600

3rd place: OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 5100

3rd place: IS GLEN FREY DEAD? I THOUGHT HE WAS ALREADY GONE. – 5100

HAMSBOLLAH – 4600
ENDANGERED FECES – 4600
VAN BUREN BOYS – 4200
BARACK PAPER SCISSORS – 4000
THE FLYING DELOREANS – 3900
OIL PRICES ARE DOWN AGAIN – 3800

STANDINGS

1st: BANGARANG – 45
2nd: CONQUIZTADORES – 31
3rd: OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 29
3rd: HAMSBOLLAH – 29

BONUS QUESTION

Q: Developed by L. L. Zamenhof, what is the name of the most widely spoken constructed language in the world?

A: ESPERANTO

Guessing team: VAN BUREN BOYS

They got it: RIGHT!! AND WON $100

Jackpot is now at: $50

See you all next week!

FYI:

What happened last night… ★ Scores & more ★

There’s a starman waiting in the sky. He’d like to come and meet us but he thinks he’d blow our minds.

SCORES

1st place: CONQUIZTADORES – 5900

2nd place: HAMSBOLLAH – 5800

3rd place: BANGARANG – 5700

TOP THRILL DRAGSTER – 5500
VAN BUREN BOYS – 5200
ENDANGERED FECES – 5100
THE FLYING DELOREANS – 5000
OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 4600

STANDINGS

1st: BANGARANG – 42
2nd: HAMSBOLLAH – 28
3rd: CONQUIZTADORES – 27
3rd: OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 27

BONUS QUESTION

Q: What was the name of the first band David Bowie formed when he was just 15 years old?

A: THE KONRADS

Guessing team: TOP THRILL DRAGSTER

They got it: WRONG

Jackpot is at: $100

See you all next week!

FYI:

What happened last night… ★ Scores & more ★

You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

SCORES

1st place: ENDANGERED FECES – 6200

2nd place: OEDIPUS AND THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 6000

3rd place: BANGARANG – 5900

FLYING DELORIANS – 5200
STATUTORY GRAPE – 5100
I’M PLAYING WITH MYSELF – 4600
FIVE BY FIVE – 4000
JUST HERE FOR THE JACKPOT – 3900
REGINA PHALANGES – 3300

STANDINGS

1st: BANGARANG – 40
2nd: OEDIPUS AND THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 25
2nd: HAMSBOLLAH – 25
3rd: CONQUIZTADORES – 22

BONUS QUESTION

Q: Before being arrested in 1872, what man reigned over the corrupt yet extremely influential New York City political organization Tammany Hall?

A: BOSS TWEED

Guessing team: BANGARANG They got it: RIGHT and won $650!!!!

Jackpot is at: $50

See you all next week!

FYI:

SCORES

👑TIE BREAKER WINNER👑 1st place: BANGARANG – 5400

2nd place: DOCTOR KARATE – 5400 3rd place: ENDANGERED FECES – 5100

OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 4800 VAN BUREN BOYS – 4600 2 INCHES MAKES A DIFFERENCE – 4600 THE FLYING DELOREANS – 4400 NANCY, JUST SAY NO TO THE LIGHT – 4400 TEAM BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH – 4300 PLEASE CLAP – 4200 MY COUCH PULLS OUT – 4200 AND IN SECOND PLACE… – 3800

STANDINGS

1st: BANGARANG – 61 2nd: CONQUIZTADORES – 44 3rd: HAMSBOLLAH – 39

STILL SNEAKING UP:

ENDANGERED FECES 37 (JUST 2 PTS BEHIND 3RD!)

OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 36

BONUS QUESTION

Q: IN “GAME OF THRONES”, WHICH HOUSE’S SIGIL IS A CLUSTER OF GRAPES? A: HOUSE REDWYNE

Guessing team: NANCY, JUST SAY NO TO THE LIGHT

They got it: WRONG

Jackpot is now at: $400!!!

See you all next week!

FYI:

QUOTE OF THE NIGHT:

SCORES

1st place: SWEATPANTS BONER – 6300 2nd place: HAMSBOLLAH – 5800 3rd place: EVERYONE HATES ANDY – 5700

BANGARANG – 5600 ENDANGERED FECES – 5500 THE FLYING DELOREANS – 5200 OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 5100 VAN BUREN BOYS – 4400 THE HATEFUL EIGHT MY BABY – 4200

STANDINGS

1st: BANGARANG – 57 2nd: CONQUIZTADORES – 44 3rd: HAMSBOLLAH – 39

Still sneaking up:

ENDANGERED FECES + OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 35

BONUS QUESTION

Q: What two items are on the seal of the USA Dept of Treasury? (Aside from the chevron and stars.)

A: SCALES AND KEY

Guessing team: SWEATPANTS BONER

They got it: WRONG

Jackpot is now at: $350!

See you all next week!

FYI:

SCORES

1st place: BANGARANG – 5600 2nd place: ENDANGERED FECES – 5200 3rd place: HAMSBOLLAH – 5100

HULU & SCREW – 4900 THE CROCKPOTS – 4900 VAN BUREN BOYS – 4700 OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 4400 THE FLYING DELOREANS – 4300 THE TRIGGER WARNINGS – 3800 AND IN SECOND PLACE… – 3600 SWEATPANTS BONER – 3200 CORNHOLES BY PROXY BY THE WESTSIDE BOOYAG DOUBLE UPONIO – 3200

STANDINGS

1st: BANGARANG – 56 2nd: CONQUIZTADORES – 44 3rd: HAMSBOLLAH – 36

Sneaking up:

ENDANGERED FECES + OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 34

BONUS QUESTION

Q: Who was the only Supreme Court Justice to ever be impeached?

A: Samuel Chase

Guessing team: HULU & SCREW

They got it: WRONG

Jackpot is now at: $300!

See you all next week!

FYI:

SCORES

1st place: CONQUIZTADORES – 6100 2nd place: BANGARANG – 6000 3rd place: VAN BUREN BOYS – 5500 3rd place: THE FLYING DELOREANS – 5500

ENDANGERED FECES – 5300 IN DOG BEERS, WE’VE ONLY HAD ONE – 5300 DIRTY COSBYS – 5100 KYLO REN FAIR – 4900 OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 4600 PORK SOUVLAKI ALL-STARS – 4300

STANDINGS

1st: BANGARANG – 52 2nd: CONQUIZTADORES – 44 3rd: HAMSBOLLAH – 34

Sneaking up:

OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 33 ENDANGERED FECES – 31

BONUS QUESTION

Q: Who was Marge’s senior year prom date in The Simpsons?

A: ARTIE ZIFF

Guessing team: OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS

They got it: WRONG

Jackpot is now at: $250

See you all next week!

FYI:

SCORES

1st place: HAMSBOLLAH – 5700 ★TIE BREAKER WINNER★

2nd place: ENDANGERED FECES – 5700

3rd place: CONQUIZTADORES – 5600

BANGARANG – 5300 OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 5200 VAN BUREN BOYS – 5100 THE FLYING DELOREANS – 4700 DICK FUNNEL – 4700 POR ZIN GAWD – 4300 SWEATPANTS BONER – 4200 AND IN SECOND PLACE… – 4100

STANDINGS

1st: BANGARANG – 49 2nd: CONQUIZTADORES – 40 3rd: HAMSBOLLAH – 34

Dropped to 4th: OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 32 Sneaking up: ENDANGERED FECES – 30

BONUS QUESTION

Q: On the very first Seinfeld episode, the scene opens with George and Jerry debating the placement of what?

A: SHIRT BUTTONS

Guessing team: POR ZIN GAWD

They got it: WRONG

Jackpot is now at: $200

See you all next week!

Until then:

FYI:

SCORES

👑TIE BREAKER WINNER👑
1st place: BANGARANG – 5400

2nd place: DOCTOR KARATE – 5400
3rd place: ENDANGERED FECES – 5100

OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 4800
VAN BUREN BOYS – 4600
2 INCHES MAKES A DIFFERENCE – 4600
THE FLYING DELOREANS – 4400
NANCY, JUST SAY NO TO THE LIGHT – 4400
TEAM BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH – 4300
PLEASE CLAP – 4200
MY COUCH PULLS OUT – 4200
AND IN SECOND PLACE… – 3800

1st: BANGARANG – 61
2nd: CONQUIZTADORES – 44
3rd: HAMSBOLLAH – 39

1st place: SWEATPANTS BONER – 6300
2nd place: HAMSBOLLAH – 5800
3rd place: EVERYONE HATES ANDY – 5700

BANGARANG – 5600
ENDANGERED FECES – 5500
THE FLYING DELOREANS – 5200
OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 5100
VAN BUREN BOYS – 4400
THE HATEFUL EIGHT MY BABY – 4200

1st: BANGARANG – 57
2nd: CONQUIZTADORES – 44
3rd: HAMSBOLLAH – 39

1st place: BANGARANG – 5600
2nd place: ENDANGERED FECES – 5200
3rd place: HAMSBOLLAH – 5100

HULU & SCREW – 4900
THE CROCKPOTS – 4900
VAN BUREN BOYS – 4700
OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 4400
THE FLYING DELOREANS – 4300
THE TRIGGER WARNINGS – 3800
AND IN SECOND PLACE… – 3600
SWEATPANTS BONER – 3200
CORNHOLES BY PROXY BY THE WESTSIDE BOOYAG DOUBLE UPONIO – 3200

1st: BANGARANG – 56
2nd: CONQUIZTADORES – 44
3rd: HAMSBOLLAH – 36

1st place: CONQUIZTADORES – 6100
2nd place: BANGARANG – 6000
3rd place: VAN BUREN BOYS – 5500
3rd place: THE FLYING DELOREANS – 5500

ENDANGERED FECES – 5300
IN DOG BEERS, WE’VE ONLY HAD ONE – 5300
DIRTY COSBYS – 5100
KYLO REN FAIR – 4900
OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 4600
PORK SOUVLAKI ALL-STARS – 4300

1st: BANGARANG – 52
2nd: CONQUIZTADORES – 44
3rd: HAMSBOLLAH – 34

OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 33
ENDANGERED FECES – 31

BANGARANG – 5300
OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 5200
VAN BUREN BOYS – 5100
THE FLYING DELOREANS – 4700
DICK FUNNEL – 4700
POR ZIN GAWD – 4300
SWEATPANTS BONER – 4200
AND IN SECOND PLACE… – 4100

1st: BANGARANG – 49
2nd: CONQUIZTADORES – 40
3rd: HAMSBOLLAH – 34

Dropped to 4th:
OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 32
Sneaking up:
ENDANGERED FECES – 30

OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 5700
THE FLYING DELOREANS – 5700
DEAD LAST – 5400
VAN BUREN BOYS – 5300
HULU & SCREW – 5100
SWEATPANTS LONERS – 5000
QUIZ IN MY PANTS – 4700
LITTLE LEBOWSKI URBAN ACHIEVERS – 4500
OBAMA CAREBEARS – 4500

1st: BANGARANG – 48
2nd: CONQUIZTADORES – 38
3rd: OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 31

Dropped to 4th:
HAMSBOLLAH – 30
Sneaking up:
ENDANGERED FECES – 27

TWATS – 5100
OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 4900
BANGARANG – 4700
HAMSBOLLAH – 4500
ENDANGERED FECES – 4100
THE FLYING DELOREANS – 4100
WHAT’S OUR TEAM NAME? – 3500
KING OF QUEENS – 3500

1st: BANGARANG – 46
2nd: CONQUIZTADORES – 34
3rd: OEDIPUS & THE MOTHERFUCKERS – 30
3rd: HAMSBOLLAH – 30

HAMSBOLLAH – 4600
ENDANGERED FECES – 4600
VAN BUREN BOYS – 4200
BARACK PAPER SCISSORS – 4000
THE FLYING DELOREANS – 3900
OIL PRICES ARE DOWN AGAIN – 3800