Pub Quiz: The Morning After, Scores and Such

Season 6.5, Quiz #30

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April 26, 2012

SCORES

Lemming Suicide Pact 5000

Lee Harvey Wallbangers 4800

Is That A Quiz in Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy to See Me? 4700

Jazz Dentistry 4600

Quiz On My Face And Tell Me That You Love Me 4300

Doctor Teeth and Electric Mayhem 4200

Hey Man, Nice Marmot 4100

East Dillon Giraffes 3500

Blood, Sweat and Beers 3000

Turtleheads and Prairie Dogs 3000

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STANDINGS

Lemming Suicide Pact 142,750

Blood, Sweat and Beers 123,050

Hey Man, Nice Marmot 114,650

Quiz On My Face And Tell Me That You Love Me 102,250

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Congratulations to Lee Harvey Wallbangers for ALMOST penetrating (hey yo!) the ever-impervious genius quiz-force-field of the villains Lemming Suicide Pact. Just 200 little points away from that delicious $100 pot… At least the whole low-altitude, space-shuttle-flying-by-the-Empire-State-Building thing happened today to keep your mind off of it. So that’s good.

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TEAM NAME SHOUT-OUTS 

Lee Harvey Wallbangers because if that isn’t already a drink, it should be, although if you order it the government should probably be notified.

Is That A Quiz in Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy to See Me? because, again, clever wordplay + sexual innuendo =  funny.

 

 

 

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TEAM ART

Many of you exhibited the tell-tale signs of attention deficit disorder last night, well done:

ANSWERS I LIKED

I haven’t included this “feature,” I guess you could call it, in awhile and I have just one to mention. In response to the “what’s the horse’s name in War Horse” question:

 

 

 

 

 

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This weekend, may you go see Cabin in the Woods. It’s really good.

Your quizmistress,

Kabrina

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Trivia: Quiz Prep

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Clue time…

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Study up.

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See you all at 7:30.

Your Quizmistress,

Kabrina

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Pub Quiz: The Morning After, Scores and Such

 

Season 6.5, Quiz #29

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April 19, 2012

SCORES

Lemming Suicide Pact 5050

Hey Man, Nice Marmot 4450

Quiz On My Face And Tell Me That You Love Me 4450

Jazz Dentistry 4300

Just Because I Do It Quizzionary

Doesn’t Mean I’m Vanilla 4200

Travelin’ Quizberries 4200

Where’s Porkchops 3450

Hong Kong Cavaliers 3100

Blood, Sweat and Beers 3050

Adult Contemporary 3000

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STANDINGS

Lemming Suicide Pact 137,750

Blood, Sweat and Beers 120,050

Hey Man, Nice Marmot 110,550

Quiz On My Face And Tell Me That You Love Me 97,950

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Last night’s quiz was fairly calm, expect for those two drunk guys who were trying to convince/dissuade us of their hermaphroditic status. There was also the pic round shake up that ended up with a lot of teams having weird scores ending in 50, but you all took it in stride, so well done there. I refuse to once again congratulate Lemming Suicide Pact, even though they took home the $100 pot and left a whole lot of heartbreak behind with their 600 point lead. Congrats to the little league team, though.

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TEAM NAME SHOUT-OUTS 

Just Because I Do It Quizzionary Doesn’t Mean I’m Vanilla because the whole “quiz” wordplay thing will never get old as long as names are as creative and sexually explicit as this one.

 

TEAM ART

NONE! wtf.

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This weekend, may you celebrate.

Your quizmistress,

Kabrina

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Trivia: Quiz Prep

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Clue time…

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Study up.

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See you all at 7:30.

Your Quizmistress,

Kabrina

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Pub Quiz: The Morning After, Scores and Such

Season 6.5, Quiz #28

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April 12, 2012

SCORES

Lemming Suicide Pact 6000

My Couch Pulls Out But I Don’t 5600

Hey Man, Nice Marmot 5400

The Stellar Stellas 5400

Quiz On My Face And Tell Me That You Love Me 5000

Blood, Sweat and Beers 4700

John Murphy’s Liver 4200

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STANDINGS

Lemming Suicide Pact 132700

Blood, Sweat and Beers 117000

Hey Man, Nice Marmot 106100

Quiz On My Face And Tell Me That You Love Me 93500

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Well, shiver me timbers… congrats are in order [again, yawn] to Lemming Suicide Pact for winning last night’s $70 pot. You have truly regained your villain status and thus are surely being plotted against. Last night’s game was a generally peaceful one, though, so I’ll just skip on to the other stuff. Although, before I do so, I must implore you all to go barbecue or play a game of catch or walk someone’s dog or friggin something on Sunday since it’s going to be 80 degrees and sunny and all that shit. Mayhap you can even eat two wieners, you never know. The choice is yours.

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TEAM NAME SHOUT-OUTS 

My Couch Pulls Out But I Don’t because we all know the only true sex education we should be teaching our kids is abstinence. Haahaaa, yeah right.

TEAM ART

Blood Sweat and Beers Team Art

This weekend, may you get some fresh air. Then, of course, may you get drunk.

Your quizmistress,

Kabrina

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Trivia: Quiz Prep

 

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Study up.

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See you all at 7:30.

Your Quizmistress,

Kabrina

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Pub Quiz: The Morning After, Scores and Such

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Season 6.5, Quiz #26

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March 29, 2012

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SCORES

Lemming Suicide Pact 5100

Hey Man, Nice Marmot 4700

I Got It In College 4700

Christ Has Quizen (Almost) 4700

Quiz On My Face And Tell Me That You Love Me 4400

Blood, Sweat and Beers 4000

Herro Toki Doki 3800

Do It for Johnny Murphy 3700

The Anal Maniacs 3200

Rockstars 3000

The Pinecones 2900

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STANDINGS

Lemming Suicide Pact 126,700

Blood, Sweat and Beers 112,300

Hey Man, Nice Marmot 100,700

Quiz On My Face And Tell Me That You Love Me 88,500

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Congrats to Lemming Suicide for making a comeback and winning the $110 pot last night! You put up with that crazy ass horrible techno-y dance music for the first 30 minutes of the evening and evidently it was well worth it.

It’s a holiday weekend, so I’ll keep this short and sweet and get to the good stuff, like:

Cadbury Mini Eggs. Just kidding, like:

TEAM NAME SHOUT-OUTS:

Christ Has Quizen (Almost) because the visualization is hilarious, the wordplay genius and you only bothered me once to keep saying the “almost” at the end of it. Just like last week, there is a Photoshopped image homage above.

The Anal Maniacs because you’re obsessed, as always, with butts. You should have added that 10,000 in there, though…

TEAM ART

Blog-Post-Inspired Hey Man Nice Marmot Team Art

 

Blood Sweat and Beers Team Art

More Hey Man Nice Marmot Team Art

Herro Toki Doki! Team Art

This weekend: if you’re Jewish, just know that I’m really sorry you can’t have leavened stuff (and therefore all of the most delicious things in the world) right now and if you’re not Jewish, may you really appreciate that sandwich you’re eating.

Your Quizmistress,

Kabrina

Trivia: Quiz Prep

WTF

Why not celebrate Easter a little early, and in the proper way, by drinking a lot and answering our random crazy questions? Then tomorrow morning, get yourself some hair-o-the-dog, stumble through your useless half-day of work and then pass out and/or drink some more. Whatever. I don’t care what you do, as long as you come play some quiz tonight at 7:30. If your doodle urge kicks in, you can even use the above image as some inspiration… and that, kids, is what Easter is all about.

Until then… a clue:

 

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See you all at 7:30.

Your Quizmistress,

Kabrina

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